A review of bread + ranch dressing.

I dont know what kind of bread it was, I dipped it in the ranch, chewed it and swallowed. Standard bread consuming procedure. As the flavor hit my tongue I thought “DANGGG thats mediocre at best.” I continued to dip it in ranch regardless, I had poured too much on my plate to waste. I finaly made it to my last bite, the flavour was growing on me. I had another peice and did the same.

It was aquired taste at its best. Aging like fine wine, this flavour could not be compared to anything else. I craved more, but stopped myself. “It would be sin to consume too much!” I thought. I had to leave some more for others to be enlightened.

For the first time in my life I was content. My dreams turned into reality. I fell in love. I wanted to grow old with her… the ranch + bread combo of course. Later that night we had a fight however. Ranch + bread wanted me no longer. “YOU EAT TO MUCH OF ME” she screamed. I was in tears. I ran to the bathroom and sobbed until I met with my fate. I was no longer to be with my beloved combo. We parted ways.

Although the end had come, it was the greatest experience of my lifetime.

3.5/10

THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO U BREAD FRIEND.